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What matters to you//me//?
I mean, What really matters to me,
that thing that keeps me awake even after 2 days without closing my eyes,
that thing who always want to make it better and better and it’s never good enough,
that thing that makes me want to not only “be good” but be The best.
that thing that modify your world and put crazy new ideas in your mind,
that thing that makes you hate yourself and one minute later makes you believe your the greatest.
that thing that makes you smile, laugh, dance, jump like lunatic.
that thing that often is not finished but is on your reel.
that thing that makes you be late.
that thing that puts you under pressure.
that thing that doesn’t obliges you to sit in there when you don’t want or you just don’t “feel good” to sit there and make what you need to do, but when you sit by yourself there that thing makes sure that magic happens. That thing that makes your heart crazy.
that thing that say “every detail matters”,
that thing that makes changes “here and there”,
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“I think it was you, the great amateur life player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I had never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness.
But his words smote me because, of course you see, I am lovely in a fluffy moist kind of a way and who would have it otherwise?
I walk, let’s be splendid about this, in a lightly accented cloud of gorgeousness that isn’t far short of being, quite simply, terrific.
The secret of smooth almost shiny loveliness of the order of which we’re discussing in this simple, frank, creamy soft way doesn’t reside in oils, unguents, balms, ointments, creams, astringents, milks, moisturizers, liniments, lubricants, embrocations or balsams, to be rather divine for just one noble moment…
Via “Jurnal roz de cazarma si nu numai” va spicuiesc cateva parti din inventarul de metode prin care voi, femeile, distrugeti viata barbatilor:
1. Lacrimile. Pentru ca par dragalase, interesante si incitante oricarui barbat aflat la inceputul vietii amoroase, dar ii enerveaza cumplit pe cei care au asistat deja la varsarea a mai mult de zece galeti. Pentru ca, desi universul se apropie cu pasi mari de disolutie, ei n-au reusit inca sa invete cum sa reactioneze atunci cand noi plangem. Cum sa invete, saracii, din moment ce, daca incearca schema cu luatul in brate, vom plange si mai tare pentru urmatoarele doua ore, iar daca aleg datul cu basca de pamant si bocancii in mobila, vom plange mai incet ca intensitate, dar pana dimineata?
2. Zodiile. Pentru ca s-au saturat sa-si sune mama, la inceputul fiecarei noi relatii, ca s-o intrebe a nu stiu cata oara la ce ora s-au nascut pe motiv ca noua iubita tine musai sa le calculeze ascendentul. E drept, l-ar putea tine si ei minte de la o relatie la alta, dar le e si-asa destul de greu sa-si memoreze zodia.
3. Pisiceala. Pentru ca apare in cele mai nepotrivite momente ale vietii lor. Exemplu:
Ea (8/11/2005 2:30:49 PM): BUZZ!! ce faci, gandacel, muncesti?
Ea (8/11/2005 2:30:49 PM): BUZZ!
Ea (8/11/2005 2:30:55 PM): BUZZ!! pisiii, de ceee nu raspuuuunzi?:((
El (8/11/2005 2:31:17 PM): treaba si tre’ sa intru-n sedinta, vb mai tarziu
Ea (8/11/2005 2:31:33 PM): nuuu, acuum, un piic
Ea (8/11/2005 2:31:39 PM): hai, ma, puiut, ca ma alint si eu nitel. spune-mi ceva frumos si te las :-S
Ea (8/11/2005 2:31:49 PM): BUZZ!! de ce nu ma bagi in seama? nu ma mai iubeeesti?
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El (8/11/2005 2:31:56 PM): bai, intelege ca nu pot
Ea (8/11/2005 2:32:00 PM): bineee
Ea (8/11/2005 2:32:21 PM): pa, chiar m-ai enervat, sa stii
4. Tinutul in brate. Pentru ca daca, intr-o noapte, sunt foarte obositi si uita sa doarma cu noi in brate, a doua zi dimineata avem bot.
5. Declaratiile de dragoste. Pentru ca trebuie sa raspunda de minimum zece ori pe zi la intrebarile „Ma iubesti?” si „Cat de mult ?”, iar daca de la a opta oara-ncolo raspund plictisit, e nasol.
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Cuvintele sunt de prisos…
Nu am cuvinte sa va spun cati nervi am avut cand am jucat aceasta clona de Mario. Este facut de niste japonezi (link) si este fantastic de frustrant
Cuvintele sunt de prisos, am gasit totusi pe cineva care l-a jucat si uite cum arata:
Daca totusi vreti sa va enervati verisorii sau cine stie ce rude care vin pe la voi doar ca sa se joace pe calculator uite aici este un link de download.
Sarbatori Fericite si un An Nou fara Criza
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Sa traim 1000 de ani si sa ne simtim ca la 25.
Update 24.12.2008:
Nu stiu cum e la altii, dar la mine cel putin in fiecare an de Craciun cand se face salata Boeuf mama dupa ce termina toata treaba pune platourile pe acelasi dulap fara nici un motiv, pur si simplu acolo ii este locul. Prefer sa nu ma gandesc la motive…





